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how happy are you on a scale from 1 - 10

This morning coworker asked me "how happy are you on a scale from 1 - 10".  I answered 6.  Then we clarified, not momentary happiness but overall hapiness. I answered 7  He answered 10 Then he said "oh, always got to leave room for improvement so 9"  I liked that he asked me that at work.  He really did wait for me in the kitchen to finish my activity, meaning he wanted to know.  He also made me think deeply and evaluate my feelings.  All day I was thinking about that question. I would like to ask him a question back... what should it be? Just casual enough to answer in a few minutes, but deep enough to encourage real thought.

slog of life

 tfw u make cereal milk first cereal second berries last then you go to take a dump sit first dump second wipe last and your cereal just gets soggier and soggier and soggier

i kinda rather be at the beach

 i want to flip a table on the seaside  the table will be covered with small and piecey things like - mnms - tiny babies - no jellycats - dice - fish food - small flowers, no stems (aesthetics) - hot wheels - 1 candleabra after i flip, i will get a shovel and shovel the small things into the garbage bag (eco) i will pick up the candleabra  throw them all into the back of my pickup truck and drive back home 

- bob -

 sometimes it is bob to exist.  bob rules the world but bob also owns no posessions. rivers carry water and bob carries bob until bob can no longer carry bob. corn on the bob inside bob a bob ways away bobday little bob on the prarie cheez-bob haribob these are some bobs  bob in the middle

a g smeeg

gamegle georgia golfball gummy gery gecko geico gambling geriatric gggegaman ^ glam poetry

smeeglebob 6 mo. mixtape

i grow up faster than the normal human i am 6 mo rn here is what tickles my ear this mo reckless driving lizzy imaginary honne all falls down lizzy funeral lawrence where am i at max last kiss overdoz https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1bHHClMgmgIuL3FVPTr76e?si=d6b83dd7c2bc4ab6 drop in comment section songs that are worthy to join the playlist MAX 2 if it is worthy then i will give you a cookie if not then you are sent to the dungeon

birth certificate

hello this is smeeglebob,  i am the child of pop.  i was born today. this is how you smell my name s   m       e          e              g                   l                       e                                                     b                                   o                                          b sincrely smegbob